Our funny news and jokes.

Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Jack
Whats big, green, sits in the corner and cries?
The incredible sulk.
Jim
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Doctor...
Doctor Who?

Adam and Gary

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Philis..
Philis who?
Philis a glass of water
Ríona

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a train...
Dont worry Ill get you back on track
Rachael

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants..
In case he gets a hole in one
Jake

Whatsup??
The roof
Odhran

Doctor doctor I've lost my memory..
How long have you been like this..
I cant remember
Charlie